Zoomer to Boomer Translation

AA: This is specific to me, and not all Zoomers. But this is my 'Artificial Audience'. As of writing and over my 3 years of heresy spreading on this void we call the internet, I have no appreciable following on any platform. So this is who I banter with and who is there to ask the obvious, but not necessarily the stupid questions.

[\r]: Retarded. Writing it out explicitly dilutes whatever I am writing because inevitably an imaginary person is getting pissed off that I used a naughty word...

red-pilled: Aware of some lesser-known, lesser-spoken, or 'hidden' truth about something. Applies too to debunked ideas. Referencial to The Matrix movie.

[something].mp3/.mp4/.wav/.png: This means that I am referencing a meme of some kind. You can either guess which meme based on the name (works most of the time), or just search something similar online - odds are you'll find it.

my brother in Christ: Normally used as a clause before saying something hostile. Roughly translatable to "[...], listen here idiot, respectfully, [...]"

IIDSSM: If I do say so myself. The equivalent of the \s for satire flag. I am being facetious

mfer / mfers: (implied this/these) motherfucker(s)