It needs to be said...

It is fitting that this be one of my first blog entries, my ultimate catchphrase:

I don’t give a fuck about nothing

Think of it like my version of the Rick Sanchez Wubba Lubba dub-dub - a catch-all, needs-no-time-and-place phrase that is infinitely modular.

AA: Wait a minute, wouldn’t you giving a fuck about nothing imply that you give a fuck about everything? Or at the vrey least, something?

Well, if you must be so pedantic, yes. But he who gives a fuck about nothing, also gives no fucks to the proper phrasing of such, therefore recursively - still does not give a fuck about nothing. So no.

Repitition is emphasis, so I’ll close in saying again: I don’t give a fuck about nothing.