How normal am I?

To be normal, one must be within a certain normal range of abnormal. So it is both abnormal to be more normal than normal (more average on average), and to be more abnormal than what is normally abnormal.

Of course, each of us may believe that we are abnormal, but since there are an infinite number of potential measures for normal - we would expect to asymptotically approach a normal amount of abnormal in the aggregate.

But if we were to limit our measure to say 100, or 1,000 measures, we could then differentiate the abnormal from the normal. Perhaps then I would be considered abnormal?

Depends, I guess. I am easily abnormally idiotic, that’s for sure.