I don't beleive you
Fuck. why?
I figured it out! How to be [happy|motivated|stronger|wealthier|some ‘better’]!
I’ve reduced nuance to a mere variable within a predictable formulation. My discovery, or invention rather, now moves this issue from the theoretical to just a matter of execution. Follow my lead and I’m sure you’ll never again be [unmotivated|unhappy|worse|…etc].
Failure to do so will mean you are too arrogant, stupid or perhaps just too lazy to do it, since that is all that is missing… The hard part is done. Just do it!…
Sure. I’m sure you’ve solved it all. So selfless of you to share. Sometimes feigned sympathy still sits on the surface of your shitty advice, but the subtext is simple: “I think you’re a sinner, stricken by stupidity. Sorry, not sorry.”
Thanks… but I don’t believe you.